Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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