I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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