Is it because I queefed?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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