Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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