wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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