Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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