Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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