I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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