Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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