i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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