no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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