piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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