She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
