I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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