I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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