I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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