Soap is not a condiment
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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