Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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