i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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