You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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