He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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