escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
A+ Viking dick
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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