i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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