? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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