I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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