apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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