I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
