Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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