I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That accounts for only three of the penises
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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