oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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