let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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