Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(301): View more from Maryland

There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.

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What a good friend

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(727): View more from Florida

No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".

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(443): View more from Maryland

First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh

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(513): View more from Ohio

Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter

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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.

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