Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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