i permit you to call me
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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