Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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