we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i think i have herpe
just one?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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