that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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