last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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