11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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