Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
