the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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