no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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