Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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