I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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