But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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