she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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