Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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