yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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