Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Still dying that you shit outside
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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