On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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