hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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