forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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