My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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