He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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