would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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