there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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