I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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