My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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