Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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