His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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